"Dude, you just ran like 13 miles in 30 minutes."
People who don't wear glasses:
I wish I wore glasses.
People who wear glasses:
my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials
It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing
do you ever get anxiety when thinking about how you’re not really living your life that you just go to school and eat and sleep and do homework and then after that you’re gonna get a job and you’ll work the rest of your life maybe marry and have kids and then you die and you haven’t even lived at all i can’t breathe
I’m so glad someone feels the same way